Miscellaneous, Movies

Judge Me By My Giant, Floating Kettle, Do You?


I guess we can add Yoda to the list of American celebrities who have made inexplicable Japanese commercials. In this, Yoda shills Cup Noodle ramen, by… well, making a giant boiling kettle of water float and while uttering some vague, bullshitty Jedi platitudes I don’t know why Yoda appears to be somewhat younger and shinier-eyed than he does in the prequels, either, but it certainly adds to the creepiness. If the Jedi master is going to pimp instant ramen, he should follow his bliss and make commercials for tequila. “For shack that ass time, Patron time, make it.” (Via Geekologie)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.