Video Games

Oh, Here’s That Official Legend of Zelda Timeline Everybody’s Been Wondering About for Years



?It’s true. The official Legend of Zelda game timeline — the one that chronologically links every single Zelda game ever released — long-rumored to be locked in some Nintendo vault somewhere, has been released as part of a Japanese 25th anniversary art book, and then it was translated into English by someone named GlitterBerri. Click the pic to expand it; you’ll note that it does indeed split into three timelines, so everyone can feel incredibly vindicated or freak the fuck out as necessary. (Via Kotaku)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.