New Resident Evil 5 Trailer (Fart Noise)
Hey, it’s a trailer for Resident Evil 5.
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…I guess Sony caused the end of the world or something? Or maybe the T-Virus was released because people didn’t buy enough Sony products? Whatever, I don’t give a shit.
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…actually, you know what upsets me even more than the product placement? It’s that a real commercial would have actually had the budget to film each person at the real location, and not in front of a shitty greenscreen.
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…actually, you know what upsets me more than that? It’s that I’m pretty sure that’s the fucking Tron: Legacy soundtrack. There’s no way Disney approved that, did they? I hate everybody. Except Daft Punk.
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