About 4 New and Still Wonderful Seconds of G.I. Joe: Retaliation Footage
I never realized this before today, but there are only two elements I apparently need to enjoy a movie, and G.I. Joe: Retaliation appears to have both of them:
1) Girls with guns
2) The Rock making fun of Channing Tatum
Someone call Disney and see if they can get Tatum to make a cameo in Mars Needs Tim Riggins where John Carter gives Tatum a wedgie and makes him cry. Hell, I’d pay for a $65 million opening weekend box office myself. (Via ToyNewsI)
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