The Wicker Muppet

What if the Muppets did their own version of The Wicker Man, by which I mean the original and extremely creepy 1973 version, and not the recent Nic Cage PSA on the importance of punching women while wearing a bear suit? I think it would go a little something like this:

HOLY SHIT THAT’S TERRIFYING. Maybe even moreso than the original. Much thanks to Ian D. for the tip, though.

Also, sorry for half-assing it today; I’ve been too full of happiness and booze and red meat and victory to really function. I promise I’ll use my full ass tomorrow.