What if the Muppets did their own version of The Wicker Man, by which I mean the original and extremely creepy 1973 version, and not the recent Nic Cage PSA on the importance of punching women while wearing a bear suit? I think it would go a little something like this:
HOLY SHIT THAT’S TERRIFYING. Maybe even moreso than the original. Much thanks to Ian D. for the tip, though.
Also, sorry for half-assing it today; I’ve been too full of happiness and booze and red meat and victory to really function. I promise I’ll use my full ass tomorrow.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.