Titans! Will! Wrath!

There’s a new trailer for Wrath of the Titans, which looks to be chock-full of dudes fighting a variety of gods and monsters from Greek myth. Really, it should be my perfect summer movie. It’s not, though, because of one small problem — I saw the Clash of the Titans remake that Wrath is a sequel to, an experience similar to watching drywall set in for two hours while getting repeatedly punched in the kidneys, and also the drywall was in terrible 3-D CG for some reason. Clash was far, far too terrible for me to allow me even a sliver of hope that the sequel could be even close to mediocre, but I will say this — had I not seen Clash, I might have been to watch the Wrath trailer and say, “Huh. Maybe.”