Dammit, Ender Has a Chair


?…which means the Ender’s Game movie has actually entered production and will be made. The image comes from the technically official if decidedly low-rent Ender’s Game Movie Tumblr, on which it is the sole post. If I sound unexcited about an Ender’s Game movie, well, I am, mostly because I hate Orson Scott Card and wish him ill. If someone in the porn industry could go ahead and start production on Ender’s Gayme, as we discussed, so we could send it to Card and possibly give him a stoke, that would be awesome.