Duel of the Hates

Remember how the lightsaber duels were the only decent thing in The Phantom Menace? Well, you remember wrong. They sucked too, as clearly demonstrated from this instructional video about how fight with a lightsaber, i.e., swing the lightsaber near your opponent, just not too near. Warning: Do not watch this if you want to keep any good will for TPM, seriously. Thanks to everyone who sent this in.