Fan Fiction Friday Takes a Holiday

Dear Topless Roboteers: I have taken the day off because my birthday is tomorrow, on March 31st. As an early birthday present to myself — and not at all as passive-aggressive revenge on everybody who’s been bitching that recent FFFs have been “lame” — I have decided to skip Fan Fiction Friday today. Please direct all complaints to my Customer Service department, managed by Lil’ Korra.