Actually, I Have My Doubts Batman Is the Hero This Birthday Party Needs or Deserves

A mother learns the hard way that when you order a Batman for your child’s birthday party, you need to specify which Batman you want, and if you want “the fun one,”  the you don’t want “the Christopher Nolan one.” Obviously, ’60s Adam West Batman would generally be considered the most fun of all the Batmen, but I say you order ’89 Michael Keaton Batman, because then he might bring Prince along, and when it comes to throwing Batman-themed parties, no one does it better — or at least funkier. Thanks to Doctor Oddfellow for the tip.