Batman Begins… Badly

Oh, come on. Batman didn’t immediately start out as the world’s greatest detective with a plan for every emergency and contingency — he had to get there over time, and with experience. You know Bruce must have had a few rough nights like this when he was first starting out. The real tragedy is that if this had actually been included in Batman: Year One, it would still be less awful than Kevin Smith’s bladder spasm bullshit. (Via Geeks Are Sexy)