25 Blissful Minutes of Cave Johnson

Apparently J.K. Simmons recorded a shit-ton of new lines for the Portal 2 level-maker DLC that play randomly whenever you begin a level, and someone took the time to assemble them all into one wonderful massive audio recording. Even 25 full moments of alternate universe Cave Johnsons isn’t close to enough to wipe away the tragic stain of today’s FFF, but anything to lessen the pain for a little while. Much thanks to Doughbott for the tip.