Apparently J.K. Simmons recorded a shit-ton of new lines for the Portal 2 level-maker DLC that play randomly whenever you begin a level, and someone took the time to assemble them all into one wonderful massive audio recording. Even 25 full moments of alternate universe Cave Johnsons isn’t close to enough to wipe away the tragic stain of today’s FFF, but anything to lessen the pain for a little while. Much thanks to Doughbott for the tip.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.