5 Minutes of the Second Berserk Movie, Now with Extra Doldrey


I didn’t quite have it in me to feature yet another horrible Japanese liquid based on bodily fluids, so instead enjoy this 5-minute recap/trailer for the second Berserk Golden Age movie, The Battle for Doldrey. I have no fucking clue what’s going on in it, but the battle that runs from 2:00 to 3:00 is totally worth your time. And unlike most Super Terrific Japanese Things, you don’t have to imagine lonely Japanese men sticking their penis in it. Unless you really want to, I guess. (Via Twitch)

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