Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Is a Sick Misrepresentation of Our Beloved 16th Presisdent
No, not because it portrays him fighting vampires. That’s fucking awesome. It’s because Linkin Park has made an official music video for the film.
Only watch the above video if you 1) want to be filled with rage, 2) want to sit through three minutes of godawful music to see a few tiny scenes of Mary Elizabeth Winstead in the movie, or 3) hate yourself. Goddamn it. I may not always be swayed by patriotic jingoism, but I love my country, but I will not stand for this kind of horrible debasement of an American icon. Pretending that Abraham Lincoln would have tolerated being associated with goddamn Linkin Park in any way? That’s deplorable. Treasonous, even. Clearly, the only rational solution is to send every single member of Linkin Park to Guantanamo and then nuke the island from orbit.
In summary, EVERYBODY WHO DOESN’T WANT TO MURDER THE MEMBERS OF LINKIN PARK IS A TRAITOR TO AMERICA AND MAKES THIS EAGLE CRY (Via FilmDrunk)