The most important cinematic event of this weekend is not Channing Tatum’s male stripper epic Magic Mike. No, that honor goes to SyFy’s presentation of the Asylum’s Bigfoot movie, which stars Danny Bonaduce from The Partridge Family, Greg Brady from The Brady Bunch and a wonderfully shitty CG Bigfoot that seems to be about 30-feet tall. Of course, that makes it sound like it’s just another shitty low-budget monster movie starring former diametrically pop culture stars, which it is. But it’s a shitty low-budget monster movie starring former diametrically pop culture stars in which a 30-foot CG Bigfoot kicks a screaming Alice Cooper like a goddamn soccer ball. And if that’s not more entertaining than watching Channing Tatum strip to his skivvies, I don’t know what is.