Boy, Resident Evil: Retribution Sure Is a Movie That Will Be Released in Theaters

…and that’s about all I have to say about that. I could try to hazard a guess why it appears the Umbrella Corporation has taken over several major cities through totally unsupervised zombie outbreaks when I thought the world ended a couple of movies ago, but I’m sure there’s an actual answer, and honestly I couldn’t care less. Hey, at least Ada Wong and Wesker show up, in the event that you’re a fan of the Resident Evil games who also likes to watch Resident Evil movies. I know it’s not an impossible combination, but the two things have nothing to do with each other. It’s like trying to find someone who loves strawberries but also hates music made before 1980.