The Official Anthem of Asking George R.R. Martin to Hurry the @#$% Up

The wonderful duo of Paul and Storm have sung what we’re all thinking (and saying, and often begging aloud, and occasionally threatening): Seriously, George R.R. Martin, write the next Song of Ice and Fire books before the HBO show catches up and/or you die. Please note I will now be referring to GRRM as “the Great Bearded Glacier” from this point on until the end of time. Thanks to everyone who sent in the tip!