Here’s the new (safe-for work) trailer for the new Total Recall movie. The new trailer contains a lot of the same thing as the old trailer, much like the new Total Recall movie contains a lot of the exact same scenes and story beats as the old Total Recall movie. But rather than ask deep, philosophical questions like “Was this movie at all necessary?” let’s merely take a moment to sit back and appreciate that we finally have visual confirmation that the new Total Recall movie will also feature a chick with three tits. And isn’t that what really most important here?
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