Finally, the Dark and Gritty Popeye Reboot We’ve All Been Waiting All Our Lives For

This isn’t the first trailer for Genndy Tartakovsky’s 3-D Popeye movie, just a little fan-made thing showing the surprisingly stacked sailor man kicking a few asses without the aid of his traditional spinach. But it’s also an indication that maybe, just maybe, an updated Popeye wouldn’t be a supreme waste of Genndy Tartakovsky’s talents. Of course, it’s also all the updated Popeye I personally need, so if Genndy wants to skip Popeye to do something else, that’d still be totally fine with me. (Hey, sorry I overslept, folks. I’ll make up for it.)