Comics, Movies

Hey, It’s the First Terrible Man of Steel Teaser


Video removed by a very stern request from WB.

The first look at Man of Steel has arrived with The Dark Knight Rises (bootlegged; I assume I’ll be able to show the real one next week). Now, do I mean this first teaser for Man of Steel is terrible, or do I mean that Man of Steel movie itself is terrible, and this just happens to be the first teaser for it? I’m not sure. All I know is this: If you watched Superman Returns, and thought to yourself “Man, you know this movie needs? Superman working on a fishing boat and hitchhiking like a goddamn bum,” then brother, you are in for a treat! (Via WWTDD)

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