Our Greatest Weapon Again an Alien Invasion Is Booze (Obviously)


Remember how in Signs the aliens were allergic to water, and everyone wondered why the hell aliens would come to a planet that is 70% water? Here’s a similar situation: Say you’re an alien, and alcohol is poison to your body. Why in the hell would you invade Ireland

That’s the premise of Grabbers, an Irish alien invasion movie starring Jeff from Coupling, George from Being Human, and some other people. Basically, when alien sea creature beging attacking the residents of a small Irish fishing town, the townspeople fight back the only way they know how — by getting shitfaced. Best movie ever? Best movie ever. (Via First Showing)

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