The Incredibly True Story of Before Before Watchmen

I’ve gotten a lot of tips over the weekend, but none of them have delighted me as much as this incredibly factual docudrama about DC offering Alan Moore the “rights” to Watchmen back and the events that led to Before Watchmen. This is only Part 1, so I’m eagerly awaiting the later scene (spoilers!) where Moore attaches a car battery to Dan DiDio’s nipples. I’m told DiDio still refuses to speak about what happened when he goes to cons; that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask him if you get the chance, though.