The New Silent Hill Movie Is 3-D as @#$%

The first trailer for Silent Hill: Revelation — oh, I’m sorry, Silent Hill: Revelation 3-D — is here, and while I can’t speak to the movie in terms of the original games or the first movie, I can say with 100% certainly that neither of them contain as much shit flying directly towards the camera as this trailer does. The real terror is knowing that someone, somewhere, thought that making even the “3-D” at the end break apart and fly at the viewer was somehow cool.