PROS: It’s not shaped like E.T. itself, meaning you don’t have to remove the discs from the alien’s scrotum-like torso or his malformed head. Additionally, there’s no glowy, predatory finger, threatening to touch you, your loved ones or your pets.
CONS: It’s shaped like E.T.’s spaceship, which is happily not scrotum-like, but which I was 100% certain E.T. would kidnap me and take me to under the misguided notion I was his friend like Eliott. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, E.T. YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. YOU GO PUT ON LADY’S CLOTHES IN SOME OTHER KIDS’ CLOSET.