Definitely Proof That Videogames Cause Violence… in Batman

Parents, if your Batmen exhibits any kind of aggressive or violent behavior while playing videogames, or immediately afterwards, please talk to your Batman about their feelings and actions. Consider limiting your Batmen’s gameplay time to only a few hours a week. Make sure they don’t have access to sharp objects like Batarangs during or after gameplay. If the problem persists, seek out a trusted psychologist, such as Dr. Jonathan Crane or Dr. Hugo Strange. Of course, if you happen to be dead and your Batman has no parents, he’s just fucked. Sorry about your luck. Infinite thanks to Starman Matt Morrison for the tip.