John Blake’s Ode to Batman Sounds Oddly Familiar

I know I’ve already run two Batman-related articles today, and countless “Call Me Maybe” parodies over the past few months. So let me assure you that I wouldn’t be posting this “Call Me Maybe” parody, as sung by an uncannily accurate John Blake to an uncannily accurate goateed Christian Bale unless it was totally, amazingly brilliant, because it is totally, amazingly brilliant. The lyrics… oh, god. Just listen to it — unless you haven’t seen Dark Knight Rises yet, in which what the fuck are you doing reading a nerd news site? You’re playing with fire! (Via The Mary Sue)