Star Wars Pajama Jammy Time
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The fine folks of Jumpin Jammerz have just increased the quality of life on this planet 10-fold by making Star Wars footie pajamas for adults. Right now, there are three styles available for pre-order for $65 each — the spaceship-themed one above, and two Heroes and Villains pajamas with more cartoonish character designs on them — although the company hopes to eventually make individual character-themed sets, like a Leia with a hoodie with buns on it. It goes without saying these things are complete pussy magnets, right? But before you get too excited, this first round of three isn’t due until October of next year. Hey, you can’t rush brilliance like this. Or comfort. Or pussy magnetism. (Via Fashionably Geek)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.