The People of Skyrim Have Dirty, Dirty Minds

I was under the impression that dragons were the biggest danger in Skyrim and the rest of the Elder Scrolls games, but this new, revelatory video proves they’re a distant second to Tamriel’s many, many sexual predators. Sure, there are a few heroes, heroines and townsfolk willing to give a helpful blowjob or engage in anal sex, but mostly they want to fuck you, vampires, dragons, their enemies, and you, preferably in that order. Clearly, the most important armor you can buy in Tamriel is some kind of chastity belt. (Via Kotaku)