Small dash of Parfait d’Amour (a bright blue liquor) in the bottom of a martini glass.
Layer 2 oz of gin (with a dash of Vermouth) on this using the back of a spoon.
If done correctly, you should wind up with a martini with a small “eye” of electric blue at the bottom of the glass.
(A variation of this might be to use Blue Curacao and vodka.)
Once thought to be a myth, this drink is becoming more common with the Wildings north of The Wall.
The ingredients dont matter because it’ll taste great no matter what
goes into it… The catch, however, is that drinking it will cause the
death of someone you love.
The Gin-esis (aka The Phil Collins)
-1 shot gin
-Drop the gin into the Guinness, car-bomb style, then shout out loud
“Ba dum dum, da duh!” while banging on the bar top and slam the drink.
If you spill it you must start over and call it a Peter Gabriel.
One Large Barrel Shaped Pint of Root Beer
One Shot of Bailey’s Irish CremeOne Shot of Vanilla Vodka
Drop those bad boys in your pint and drink up! See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf.
8 ounces of dry Irish stout, the black blood of the earth. Mix in a
shot of espresso for those long nights on the road. Then add a generous
shot of Maotai, a fermented sorghum spirit that’s strong enough, at
106 proof, to shake the pillars of heaven. No, you don’t need to go to China
to get it. China is here.
What do you call it? Jack Burton calls it the Pork Chop Express.
In a brandy glass, Mix the following
3 parts blue tarantula tequila (100 proof)
2 parts rum (70 proof)
1 part absinth (the UN-diluted barely legal kind)
1 Part 99 bananas
Shake, Drink and feel as if you told the Hulk that you are a god. as you fall down and feel as if he flung you around like a rag doll
THE WAVE MOTION GUN:
Combine 2 parts Bottom-Shelf Tequilla with 1 part Ipecac Syrup.
Pick a fight with the haughty, blue-blooded frat boys at the bar.
Just as they are about to close in on you, unleash the contents of your stomach in a mighty blast of pure destructive power.
Journey onward, leaving devastation in your wake.
1/2 oz Wonder Woman
1 splash Flash
1 splash Green Lantern
1 splash Aquaman
1 splash Martian Manhunter
12oz DC fans’ tears
Pour all ingredients except tears in a cocktail mixer. Shake well.
Pour the mix down the drain in full view of the customer. Hand them the
tears in a hurricane glass and turn on The Avengers movie.
The Chris Latta
1 part blue curacao
1 part sour cherry liquor
1 part grenadine
Ingredients: 4-sided dice + misc. liquors and additives + pewter goblet (4sp)
(1) = Vodka (2) = Rum (3) = Whisky (4) = Gin
(1) = Soda water (2) = Coke (3) = Ice (4) = Bitters
(1) = Lemon (2) = Mint (3) = Cherry (4) = Kobold ear
Mix ingredients in goblet; drink.
Recommended: Roll 1d20 for save against self.
The Topless Robot- You’ll need:
1 shot glass
All your dignity
1 bottle of Jack (or whatever is cheap and/or on sale – bonus points if it comes in a box)
First off, grind up all your dignity that’s still left and put it in the shot glass… Throw it away.
Next, chug the bottle.
The bucket should be self-explanatory.
This drink pairs quite well with Fan Fiction Friday.
THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
“Yes of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Tis one of the
sacred drinks Brother Maynard Imbibes. Brother Maynard, Read to us the
-First thou must pour into a glass, a ? ounce of Coconut Rum.
-Second, thou must pour on top another ? ounce of Coconut Rum.
-Thirdly, thou must pour a ? ounce of Watermelon Liqueur.
– Next shalt thou add a ? ounce Triple Sec, and the number of ounces of Triple Sec thou shalt add will be ?.
-Then thou must fill the rest of the glass with Sweet & Sour. Till it is a thumb’s length from the rim shalt thou fill.
-Once the glass is almost full, addest thou a splash of Lime to thy drink.
-Afterwards you must add to the mixture 1 Red Pepper.
-After you have ceased your mixing, and see that thy work is good,
then thou mayest add the final ingredient. Dry Ice. Take heed that thou
dost not drink the Dry Ice itself.
For best results: Shout “One, Two, Five!” Before Drinking.
poultryman42 nabbed the win thanks to a clever and well-written entry that might actually make for an excellent drink at nerd meet-ups. Congratulations (and enjoy your new Roku, courtesy of Funimation). Thanks again to everyone who entered, and if you lost this time around you can always drown your misery in some sweet sweet booze.*
*Topless Robot does not condone drinking. Except when it does.