Even Vader Doesn’t Know the Power of the Bark Side

A would-be Darth Vader tried to do a little off-the-cuff lightsaber duel when he was interrupted by a dog who happened to be a member of the Rebellion, and gently mauled the Sith Lord to the amusement of the crowd. It’s all a little weird. Actually, there’s another possibility why this happened — maybe the dog wasn’t really an Empire-hating good guy at all, but just smelled Anakin’s crispy, Mustafar-roasted flesh underneath his costume. Think about it; for dogs, Vader must smell like one giant walking Beggin’ Strip.