Video Games

I Have to Say Something Not Mean About the WiiU Again



When Nintendo revealed the WiiU deets a few weeks ago, one of my criticisms was that they only announced two games for the launch (Nintendoland and New Super Mario Bros. U). Oh sure, they said they’d have 50+ games during the WiiU’s “launch window” which hilariously lasts through March, but that’s bullshit and we all know it. At any rate, my frothing Nintendo fanboy readers can put their poison pens away, because Nintendo just announced they’ll have 23 games ready at the WiiU’s real launch on November 18th. These include:

? Call of Duty: Black Ops II
? Skylanders Giants
? Transformers Prime
? Wipeout 3
? Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two
? EA Sports FIFA Soccer 13
? Tekken Tag Tournament 2 Wii U Edition
? New Super Mario Bros. U
? Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge
? NintendoLand
? SiNG Party
? Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
? Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper
? Darksiders II
? Assassin’s Creed III
? ESPN Sports Connection
? Just Dance 4
? Rabbids Land
? Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2013
? ZombiU
? Scribblenauts Unlimited
? Game Party Champions
? Batman: Arkham City Armored Edition

And there’ll be 29 games released during the “launch window,” including The Wonderful 101 (the full list of these titles is after the jump). I don’t personally think there’s a killer game in there except maybe New Super Mario Bros. U, but I’ve had a shitty enough time recently without pissing off the Sons of Shigeru, so I’m just going to back away slowly now. (Via Destructoid)


? Funky Barn
? NBA 2K13
? 007 Legends
? Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts 2013
? Rapala Pro Bass Fishing
? Chasing Aurora
? Cloudberry Kingdom
? Rise of the Guardians: The Video Game
? Ben 10 Omniverse
? Family Party: 30 Great Games: Obstacle Arcade
? Madden NFL 13
? Mass Effect 3
? Trine 2: Director’s Cut
? Runner 2: future Legend of Rhythm Alien
? Mighty Switch Force HD
? Tank! Tank! Tank!
? Game & Wario
? Lego City Undercover
? Pikmin 3
? Wii Fit U
? The Wonderful 101
? Aliens: Colonial Marines
? Nano Assault Neo
? Jeopardy!
? Wheel of Fortune
? Little Inferno
? Toki Tori 2
? Marvel Avengers: Battle for Earth
? Rayman Legends

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.