Nerdery, Video Games

Oh, So That’s What the Axe in Super Mario Bros. Is For


A killing spree. Well, that makes sense.

A few things:
? Your thoughts about the new commenting system have been noted and passed on, I promise.
? I woke up this morning to find my MacBook wouldn’t turn on. Like, not even a little. Posts will be a bit sporadic and incredibly angry for the foreseeable future.
? This weekend has completely sucked ass. That is all.

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.