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TR Contest Special: Memos from Umbrella Corp., Sponsored by Resident Evil: Damnation

TR Contest Special: Memos from Umbrella Corp., Sponsored by Resident Evil: Damnation

By September 28, 2012 Miscellaneous, Video Games 0 Comment

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Hey, remember that CG Resident Evil movie Damnation that came out on DVD and Blu-ray this week? Well, not only is it getting pretty solid reviews (check ’em out on Amazon), but it also happens to be sponsoring this weekend’s TR contest! Two lucky winners will receive a copy of Resident Evil: Damnation on Blu-ray or DVD, along with the exclusive figurine above and a variety of movie posters! 

If you want to win one of the prize packs, you have to win my favorite TR contest theme: Memos. Yes, your job is to imagine what kind of memos get sent around at the preposterously evil and rather confused Umbrella corporation. Obviously, Umbrella will have upper management, middle management, and a robust R&D division — but I imagine their janitorial staff has an issue or two cleaning up the joint. The HR department must be a nightmare. And I’m dying to know what the accountants think of their company’s plan to turn everybody on the planet into zombies.
So make up these memos. It can be from the games or the movies; they can even come from the monsters if you have a good enough idea. The more memo-like it is (to/from, subject lines, etc.) the better. Three entries per person, and the contest ends at 12:01 am EST on Monday, October 1st — and don’t forget to check out Resident Evil‘s Facebook page, if you please! Meanwhile, have a great weekend, and don’t stick anything in your hearhole that isn’t supposed to go in there.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.