9 Minutes of Hot Mayor-on-SimCity Action

I know not all of you are into the SimCity, but I’m really, really excited about the new game, and it’s my blog, so I’m gonna post this 9-minute gameplay preview and you can watch it or not watch it, I don’t care. The game looks like the perfect mix of simple and complex, meaning it’s as deep as you want it to be, which means I won’t be too intimidated by all the shit I have to do to keep the sims from setting each other on fire in despair to get started. I like the idea of the city specializing in a certain trade, too. Maybe I can make a city to cater to the burgeoning singles scene. It’s, like, “Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?” “Yeah, I don’t have a husband.” How do we filter out the teases? We don’t let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you’re living in
Fuck City. (Via Kotaku)