It’s Always Darkest Before the Red Dawn Remake

I don’t really have anything insightful to say about the Red Dawn remake that’s been locked in an MGM vault for a few years until Chris Hemsworth became a star with Thor and which pretends the North Koreans have the manpower to coat the entire United States interior with troops and tanks and things, except that 1) it looks like shit and 2) you don’t think of an article title that good and not run it. (Via Blastr)