“Puny Game.”

Having you been waiting for an awesome videogame adaptation of Marvel’s massive hit and the #1 comic movie of all time, Avengers? Well, keep fucking waiting, because Avengers: Battle for Earth is that shitty Kinect/WiiU fighting game. It appears all seven main characters in the movie are playable — seven! Such a bounty! — and you can fight in an arena, a slightly different arena, and even a vaguely different arena. The fighting, of course, should take advantage of the wide range of moves the Kinect and Wii can process, like “wave arms around” and “duck.” Look, I know you don’t care about this game. I’m just hoping that if I keep making fun of it I’ll shame somebody into making a real Avengers game.