Sorry, Nintendo, this Guy Makes Real Power Gloves
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While Patrick Priebe may not yet have figured out the secret of using repulsor rays to fly, he has put together a pretty nice Iron Man Laser Gauntlet. It’s but one of many wrist and hand lasers he will custom-build for the right price. And while it may not defeat any evil Asian stereotype villains headed your way, it can pop a mean balloon from a short distance…
(skip to the 2:30 mark for balloon-bustin’ action)
If you’re more into War Machine than Iron Man, though, check this out:
That one, he will not build for you, because he’s not stupid and doesn’t want to be sued the first time you try to be cool and light a cigarette with it. I’ll bet it scares the pants off of potential burglars, though.
h/t Ry rY
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist