Game of Thrones Facebook Game Is Open
UPDATE: This just in on the Game of Thrones tip – the new season three trailer will premiere on Friday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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Finally, something less cute than Farmville, and that plays good music. Now open in beta, Game of Thrones Ascent has key features like…
-Rule your own noble house! Upgrade your holdings over time. Build your keep, your lands and your forces.
-Become the most powerful noble in Westeros! Choose your path to success through battle, intrigue or trade. Watch your Power rank increase as you take actions in game.
-Become a bannerman to one of the Great Houses! Choose your loyalties among Stark, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy or Targaryen.
-Fuck your sister! Use the game’s patented Incest Engine (TM) to get it on with family members and breed unusually short (but critically acclaimed) heirs.
-Push children out of windows! Find and target the youngest online players of the game, and be sure to attack them when they least expect it.
I might have made those last two items up.
Also there’s going to be a Game of Thrones beer, which should enhance the reality of the experience.
Video after the jump…