So, Here’s a Calendar of Action Figures F**king…
This post is dedicated to everyone who misses Fan Fiction Friday.
One of my college roommates was the type of guy who’d always slip a porno video into the player, then when it got accidentally turned on, would go “I swear to God, I have no idea how that got in there.” He also claimed that as a kid, he would make his action figures fuck. Years later, he came out of the closet, for real. Anyway, that’s who I thought of when this calendar was brought to my attention.
Fifty-two images of toys in sex positions. Every sex position.
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Other images include aliens anal-probing Fox Mulder, Cobra Commander fucking a dog, Ewoks gang-banging Slave Leia, and of course (of course!) the G.I. Joe Human Centipede…
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I’m sorry, I know this was Rob’s gimmick and I’m infringing but I can’t think of any other response than…
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You can buy the calendar for $25 from “Vince Kramer, Coolest Guy Ever.”
h/t Cameron Pierce
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist