Snakes Have Learned How to Open Doors
“Snaaake…Surprise!”
“What’s the surprise?”
They waited until Indiana Jones was at retirement age to pull this one…
I suspect this is propaganda for the round-knob lobby, and as much as those things bug me when my hands are wet and slippery – this bugs me more. Where’s fake Latin Jon Voight when you need him?
h/t Matt Ufford
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist