GIVEAWAY: Sharknado Swag From The Asylum

Sharknado. The movie. The myth. The mousepad. The greetings cards…


Whether or not you watched the actual movie, or just want to win a bunch of stuff with swirling storms of sharks on it, this is the contest for you. Our friends at Cafepress and The Asylum are offering the winner of this giveaway a choice of any three items from their Sharknado online store, from official crew shirts to phone covers.

Your assignment? In comments below, pitch me your best idea for a future Syfy original movie that hits the absurdity sweet spot as deliciously as the fresh sashimi hanging off of Ian Ziering’s chainsaw in this one.

Contest closes Aug. 7th, 2013 at 11:59 p.m. Enter as often as you like.