Calling All Morons: Uwe Boll Wants Your Money


Postal 1 is still unreached by anything in history! It is the best movie of all time – you know and I know”

I admire Uwe Boll’s balls…and not much else. He knows you hate him, and think he sucks – the first Postal, in which he played himself and admitted to funding his movies with Nazi gold, told you all you need to know.

He even has his moments as an auteur – his Vietnam war movie Tunnel Rats is not awful. But he has lost the German tax laws that were once on his side – since 2005, investors in his home country can no longer write off investments in his films as a loss, which is why you haven’t seen a lot of him lately – and are seeing him on Kickstarter now.

So what’s the movie that he wants you to fund about?

POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the filmindustry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ….but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you…

POSTAL 2 will be a controversial comedy in which we take up current political issues. We take the biggest scandals of our democracy, like the happenings about Julien Assange and Edward Snowdon [sic]and show that there is no difference between our democracy and the prison camps in Russia or China. We show that through this massive monitoring our communication data is not safe anymore! We want to make a movie which is totally uncensored, pointed against everything and everybody, against every political party and every religion. There will be no survivors.

Help us to to make this campaign possible. This movie is important and nobody besides Uwe Boll got the balls to make it.

See, he has balls. But not for the reasons he thinks.

Uwe Boll, your freedom fighter. Hey, for what it’s worth, he hates Michael Bay.

Check out his glorious DemocracyWhiskeySexy appeal for your dollars:

h/t SlyDante