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The Six-Foot Jawa Will Steal Your Soul

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You thought Jawas were cute, tiny bumbling con-men who trill “Utinni”? Not this one.

Behold the adult Jawa costume, which comes straight out of my nightmares and on to HalloweenCostumes.com. I’d like to see Imperial Stormtroopers try to burn this guy – he looks like he could raise his hand and summon ancient Eldritch powers to burn their faces off.

I’m not sure why a fully grown adult would want to dress as a character that has always been portrayed by little people – is a giant Artoo Deetoo coming next? – but there’s a lot I don’t understand when it comes to these things. Like Manicorns.

Oh, wait, there’s also this. You know, for kids.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist