Aaron Eckhart is Sassy Frankenstein
That’s what they’re saying these days rather than sexy, right?
Anyhow, Frankenstein’s monster is known for being slow moving and ugly, so of course in I, Frankenstein, he looks like Aaron Eckhart and has super powers (the idea is that over 200 years, his stitchy scars eventually healed. Dunno about the super powers). And he fights angels. Plus maybe he fights Bill Nighy too, because the producers of Underworld know Bill Nighy.
I am shocked by how utterly unmoved I am by all the spectacle. Either I’m really just getting too old for some of this stuff, or it really is just a mediocrity. Possibly both.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist