Battle Cat Hoodie, for When You Want a Blond Muscleman to Ride You



Seriously? Yes, this exists, is licensed and for sale.

I don’t know any kid growing up who wanted to roleplay as Battle Cat.

I know more adults than I’d like, however, who like dressing up as large plush animals and would be more than happy for a tanned blond in a pageboy haircut to “zap” them with their “power sword” before “riding” on their “back.”

We love the guys at, but I think they’ve either gone a little afield on this one…or know exactly who they’re selling to and are cool with it.

From their description: “Be aware that this Battle Cat hoodie is so lifelike He-Man may mistakenly jump on your back if he sees you walking past!”

h/t coop

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist