Cow, Mid-Alien Abduction, Lights Your Night


The alien abduction lamp is for those who want to believe that nightlights need not be boring, and like a good milkshake…before the milk’s even out of the host cow. Technically, the “Bovine Abductee” is removable, so if you want to make a tiny effigy of Fox Mulder’s sister and put her inside the light beam instead, you could. But that would be obsessive. If you’re going to those lengths, you might as well build the tiny anal probe as well…and I’ve said too much.

I am impressed with this novelty lamp. But am I $80 worth of impressed? The truth is out there…

h/t Dean Haglund (of course)