New Trailer and Poster for Russell Crowe’s Foightin’ ‘Round the World…Er, I Mean Noah
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Where’s Tugger?
Seriously, though – while this is one of the oldest and most classic tales ever told – two and a half minutes pretty much gets the job done, doesn’t it? I mean, yeah, the trailer doesn’t have the rainbow or the dove, but aside from that it’s kinda the entire story already.
Looks super-expensive, though. And by my count, this will be the first Darren Aronofsky movie to actually have a happy ending…although having seen his other movies, I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaves in the post-flood part about the kids finding him drunk and naked. PTSD Noah really wouldn’t be a Biblical stretch at all.
Keep going for the trailer…
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