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Turns Out “Possessed” Natalie Portman Thor Figure Is NOT More Expressive Than Real Thing


I was looking forward to the Diamond Select action figure of Jane Foster from Thor: The Dark World; whatever else people can say about Natalie Portman, she’s a beautiful woman. The prototype looked good…but something happened along the way…

Today Diamond revealed her secret accessory – a bonus “Aether-possessed” head. Apparently somebody told their sculptors that the Aether actually turns you into a different actress.

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Okay, you might be thinking that’s just the alternate head – the regular one has to be better, right?

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Nope, still not Natalie. What’s with giving her a chubby face? Natalie is known for being insanely thin.

One more chance…

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Looks like Chris Hemsworth. Arguably looks like Natalie Portman if I squint real hard.

This is disappointing, but any money I save on toys goes to paying bills, so in a way it’s win-win.

Jane comes with a Dark Elf weapon, half of a rocky base that attaches to Thor’s, and will be available in December.