Limited-Edition Lady Gaga Hello Kitty Was Not Born That Way
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Watch out, Kitty! That Carnage symbiote is going to eat your brain!
I look at this plush Kitty – one of only two in the world, currently up for auction on Yahoo Japan – and think many things. For one, I see no Poker Face as I recall the mutant Ripley from Alien Resurrection that begs to be killed. For another, I look at the seashells on her chest and think, “Thanks a fuckload for making me think about Hello Kitty’s boobies, Lady Gaga.”
If Kitty had a mouth, she might scream. Alas, my wife certainly will when she realizes this is way out of our budget.
(via RocketNews24)
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