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My initial thought was, “How cinematic.” Then I realized just how much 20th-century thinking I was doing. This isn’t cinematic; it’s more. Rather, the movies that contain moments of this sort are game-like.

With that said, how poorly cartoony do the Mario and Nintendo characters look? Graphics aren’t everything, but it’s seriously time that our cartoony game characters looked at least up to Buzz Lightyear level.

Also, future iterations of Hemp Tycoon need to actually get you high. Get on that, somebody. [“Dude, man, I’m gonna make that happen” – imaginary stoned guy in charge of that.]

h/t Jimmy Jameson

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist